Top 10 Comments When Camp Dorothy Met Thelma & Louise

Top 10 Comments When Camp Dorothy Met Thelma & Louise

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10.  Dorothy: I don’t want to go on this trip, Jolene.

9.    Dorothy: That’s a dirty bean field.

8.    Dorothy: Look Jolene, another barn quilt.

7.   Dorothy: That corn field doesn’t look very good. Too dry, don’t you think?

6.   Dorothy: My, my the river’s low.

5.   Dorothy: Can you believe all the windmills? On both sides or the road. There’s another batch.

4.   Dorothy: Oh, I’m so tired I can hardly stay awake.

3.   Jolene: Mom, why don’t you lean recline your seat and take a nap. There’s a pillow in the back seat.

2.   Dorothy: Don’t tell me what to do, Jolene. I’m enjoying seeing the countryside.

1.   Jolene: Sigh.

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Have Allergies, Will Travel: 10 Ways to Make It Easier

Have Allergies, Will Travel: 10 Ways to Make It Easier

Have Allergies, Will Travel: 10 Ways to Make It Easier

Our son had been in NICU only a few days when we began to suspect he was allergic to milk. What led to the suspicion? Whenever the breast milk I’d pumped had to be supplemented with formula, his breathing grew wheezy, he ran a fever, and was fussy. The trend continued—not an easy one to resolve during the early months when he was tube fed and my breast milk was a precious commodity—for years.

When he was 1, we found a soy formula he could tolerate so I could stop pumping. (My husband rolled his eyes as I danced around the room saying, “Free at last! I’m free at last!” on that great day.) By age 2, we discovered a formula for toddlers that didn’t upset his digestive system. Eventually, he transitioned to condensed milk, and by the time he started kindergarten, he was able to drink milk from a carton.

Food Allergies and Travel Challenges

Travel in the years before he outgrew the allergy was, to put it mildly, a challenge. We traveled a lot back then, mostly to doctor appointments far, far away. (That’s what happens when you live in a remote area more than 120 miles from the nearest regional hospital and 750 miles from the nearest children’s hospital.) Over the years, I learned some tricks to make travel easier. Tricks I resurrected a year and a half ago when I was diagnosed with a dairy allergy. Yup, like son, like mother.

With food allergies becoming increasingly common in kids with special needs, more parents have to travel with kids. Whether the allergy is gluten, casein, dairy, eggs, nuts, or corn, these tricks, which worked for my son in the olden days and for me these days, can make travel easier for other families, too.

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Jolene Philo is the author of several books for the caregiving community. She speaks at parenting and special needs conferences around the country. Sharing Love Abundantly With Special Needs Families: The 5 Love Languages® for Parents Raising Children with Disabilities, which she co-authored with Dr. Gary Chapman, was released in August of 2019 and is available at local bookstores, their bookstore website, and Amazon. See Jane Sing!, the second book in the West River cozy mystery series, which features characters affected by disability, was released in November of 2022.

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You lowered your pregnant body to the floor,
And play dolls with your daughter,
Your attention fully focused on her.

From the aisle seat across from you, I watched you
Calm your little girl, so giddy with excitement about visiting Grandma.
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Not once did you spank her bottom or slap her hand.
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As you gazed through the window,
Too ashamed to make eye contact with me
Or the other passengers who’d witnessed the scene.

While your eyes were fixed on blue sky and clouds,
A packet of tissues and a note found its way into the empty seat beside you.
“Every parent on this plane’s been where you are today,” the note said.
“You’re a good mommy. Always remember that.”

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