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Ever wondered what can't be done one-handed? Here's my top ten list.Living one-handed has been an eye-opening experience. I’ve discovered a plethora of simple tasks that are impossible to perform with one hand, even if that one hand is your dominant one.

10. Slicing or chopping large, round vegetables and fruits like potatoes, onions, tomatoes, and apples. Perhaps its a good thing this task is off limits since I’m one-handed because of kitchen knives.

9.  Twisting and untwisting twisty ties is an exercise in futility.

8.  Certain laundry tasks –such as squirting 1 pump of liquid detergent into the machine, carrying a basket full of clothes, and putting clothes on hangers–require two hands. Trust me on this one.

7.  When putting fresh linens on a bed, someone else will have to put on the pillow cases. On the bright side, one hand is enough to remove a soiled pillow case, if you don’t mind using your teeth.

6.  Tying shoes is out. Slip-ons and Velcro fasteners are in.

5.  Cleaning and putting in contact lenses absolutely doesn’t work. So keep your glasses’ prescription up to date.

4.  Flossing with dental floss string is a no go. Thank goodness for those little floss wands.

3.  Not to put too fine a point on it, half of shaving under one’s arms and applying deodorant is a waste of time.

2.  Thorough hand washing can’t be done. Before leaving the hospital, I asked the surgeon and the discharge nurse for one-handed hand washing tips and received only blank stares in response to my foresight. You’d think think they’d have a protocol for that. This YouTube video was no help because he can enlist his stump. I am to apply no pressure to my hand and have strict orders not to get the splint wet. So I squirt soap on the side of the sink and roll my good hand around in it. Still, I will understand if you refuse to shake my hand for the duration.

1.  The cruelest blow of all is the inability to hold open and read thick books. Were it not for audiobooks and the new season of Longmire on Netflix, this one-handed wonder would be deeply, deeply depressed.

Have you ever had to live one-handed? What tasks were impossible for you?