After two weeks of vacation looking at more mountains than you can shake a stick at,

I’m glad to be home thinking these 3 thoughts:

1. Someone should figure out how to make flowerbeds, weeds, lawns, laundry, financial matters, work issues, and accumulating dust go on vacation when people travel. I would pay for that service.
2. Coming home from vacation at the beginning of sweet corn season is perfect timing.
3. The older I get, the more my jet lag symptoms include drooling, dreaming while reading, and sentences trailing off in the middle of a….

What would you add to the list?