- If Benedict Cumberbunnies didn’t cost $70 a pop, I’d want one for my Easter basket.
- Dear Facebook, please continue to tweak your algorithms. The ads populating my news feed about how to tighten saggy chin skin and underpants for women who tinkle are making me not-a-fan. Thank you.
- St. Patty’s Day pinchers, take note. You may not pinch green-eyed people like me. Top of the morning to you!
Jolene- You green-eyed folks get to wear your green everyday!
We sure do, and I’m proud of it.