I arrived home from Alaska (the flowers above are considered a noxious weed in Kodiak) and Idaho almost a week ago. However, my life feels stuck in a hamster wheel  of non-accomplishment. To make returning from vacation easier, perhaps someone could invent the items in this week’s top ten list.

10.   A jet lag eliminator.

9.    Automatic weed puller.

8.    Automatic plant waterer.

7.    Automatic flower dead header. Hmmm….a theme is emerging.

6.   Email/mail scout to eliminate spam and junk mail. The deluxe version could include an authentic sounding response feature, too.

5.   Refrigerator restocker.

4.   Suitcase with washer/dryer combo to launder clothes on return trip.

3.   A put-everything-back-where-it-belongs robot that could, say, take the hanging plants off the patio and back onto their hooks.

2.   A vacation photo sorter with a sensor that beeps when your photos bore others. This refers to other people’s photos only, since mine are never boring or too numerous.

1.   A painless healthy diet restorer.

What invention would make life easier for you after a vacation? Leave a comment.