Three Thoughts for Thursday

If the no-more-rolls-in-toilet-paper movement catches on, the necklace my grandson made for my birthday may become a collector’s item. Do you need more proof that he’s advanced?
Irony: For the first time ever in our local school district, every classroom sported air conditioning when the kids started classes last week…just in time for the coolest August anyone around here can remember.
Um…have you, like, heard about the…um…study that, you know, says people who, like, pause and use fillers like “um” or “like” or “you know” are more intelligent than, you know, average?