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Catouflage

  1. If I were president of the world, I would have fourth grade teachers take the U.S. President and members of Congress into the hall to sit together without recess until they figured out how to fix the mess they’ve made.
  2. If I were president of the world, I would ban football commentators, natural disasters, and hiccups.
  3. If I were president of the world, I would invent a new word. Cat-ouflage. See above photo for definition.