{"id":9487,"date":"2016-06-10T00:05:57","date_gmt":"2016-06-10T05:05:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/?p=9487"},"modified":"2016-06-03T15:17:18","modified_gmt":"2016-06-03T20:17:18","slug":"absorbine-junior-for-a-fantastic-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/absorbine-junior-for-a-fantastic-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Absorbine Junior for a Fantastic Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/images-1.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5670\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5670 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/images-1.jpg\" alt=\"Absorbine Jr is more than horse or human liniment. It's also a bug repellent and a sexy and promising senior citizen perfume.\" width=\"216\" height=\"234\" \/><\/a><em>Today&#8217;s post first appeared on Gravel Road in late June of 2013. But around here, gnat season is getting an early start. If you want to stay ahead of the bugs, this Fantastic Friday offers an easy and mighty fragrant way to do it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Our shady neighborhood has been invaded by summertime\u2019s unholy trinity: mosquitos, gnats, and deer flies. The invasion makes my morning walks a challenge and <a href=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/2013\/06\/top-ten-reasons-to-not-weed-the-flowerbeds\/\" target=\"_blank\">weeding the flowerbeds<\/a> painful. If it wasn\u2019t for a tip we learned when gnats crashed our daughter\u2019s outdoor wedding reception 3 years ago, I would be a prisoner in my own home.<\/p>\n<p>So what\u2019s the tip?\u00a0 Absorbine Junior.<\/p>\n<p>Skeptical? So was I at first. But a little Absorbine Junior dabbed behind the ears, across the forehead, under the chin and across the back of the neck kept the nasty, naughty, gnatty wedding crashers away for a couple hours.<\/p>\n<p>Still skeptical? Check out this story about <a href=\"http:\/\/lacrossetribune.com\/westbytimes\/news\/opinion\/editorial\/columnists\/across-the-fence-horse-linement-and-bug-repellents\/article_84ddb7d8-ad64-11e0-8336-001cc4c002e0.html\" target=\"_blank\">Absorbine Jr<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The stinky stuff may have started as a horse liniment that graduated to human liniment. But that\u2019s only one of it\u2019s charms. I apply it to face, legs and arms every morning, and I feel like Moses parting the Gnat Sea during my morning walks. It\u2019s not quite as effective when standing knee deep in weeds in a flowerbed, even when you\u2019ve dabbed your shirty silly with the stuff, but it helps.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t ask how I know this.<\/p>\n<p>As you can imagine, muscle aches are a thing of the past, too. Of course, my aroma these days is akin to senior citizens on parade. But who cares? I\u2019m going to be a senior citizen in a few years, and this is good practice. With a little cultivation, Hiram may think Eau de Absorbine\u2019s kinda sexy.<\/p>\n<p>Absorbine Junior. Don\u2019t leave home without it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s post first appeared on Gravel Road in late June of 2013. But around here, gnat season is getting an early start. If you want to stay ahead of the bugs, this Fantastic Friday offers an easy and mighty fragrant way to do it. 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