{"id":9372,"date":"2016-04-22T00:05:02","date_gmt":"2016-04-22T05:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/?p=9372"},"modified":"2016-04-09T14:43:44","modified_gmt":"2016-04-09T19:43:44","slug":"banned-foods-on-this-fantastic-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/banned-foods-on-this-fantastic-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Banned Foods on this Fantastic Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/asparagus.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9373\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-9373 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/asparagus.jpg\" alt=\"Though I love to cook and eat, some foods aren't fit for human consumption. Here are the top 10 that will never grace my table.\" width=\"500\" height=\"440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/asparagus.jpg 500w, https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/asparagus-300x264.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/asparagus-341x300.jpg 341w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><em>It&#8217;s spring again and time to ensure the safety and well-being of my family on this Fantastic Friday. This post from April of 2014 does the trick with its list of the top ten food banned from my table. Can I hear an amen?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0 Oatmeal raisin cookies. They are nasty imposters cursed by chocolate chip lovers everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>9.\u00a0\u00a0 Any baked good with fruit that turns the bread part soggy. Think apple cake, rhubarb bars, and oatmeal raisin cookies. It\u2019s a texture thing.<\/p>\n<p>8.\u00a0\u00a0 Rice pudding with raisins. See #9 for further clarification.<\/p>\n<p>7.\u00a0\u00a0 Salmon patties. I\u2019m referring to the kind my mother used to make with canned salmon, bread crumbs, eggs, and who knows what else. They were a mushy mess, except for the bones that could lodge in the throat. No food should be both disgusting and dangerous!<\/p>\n<p>6.\u00a0 Calamari. Like salmon patties, this food is a mix of disgusting and dangerous. The tentacles and suction cups are disgusting. And think about those suction cups attaching themselves to the inside of a person\u2019s esophagus (it could happen). Dangerous!<\/p>\n<p>5.\u00a0\u00a0 Oysters. Slimy on the outside. Sandy on the inside. Add this one to the disgusting list.<\/p>\n<p>4.\u00a0 Milk toast and poached eggs. Combine the soggy toast (see #9 for clarification) with the runny yolks of poached eggs, and you\u2019ve got a food worthy of involuntary shudders. Why did my grandpa make this for us when we were already sick?<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0 Canned vegetables with the life boiled out of them. Spinach and brussel sprouts are prime examples. Canned hominy is another.<\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0 Any animal organ or strange body part: tongue, heart, liver, gizzard, brain, or testicles. These foods are particularly objectionable to those with a keen visualization skills or active imaginations.<\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0 Asparagus in any form. Them\u2019s fighting words for asparagus lovers, I know, but this is my list and asparagus tops it.<\/p>\n<p>Add your objections to #1 and your additions to the list in the comment box below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s spring again and time to ensure the safety and well-being of my family on this Fantastic Friday. This post from April of 2014 does the trick with its list of the top ten food banned from my table. Can I hear an amen? 10.\u00a0 Oatmeal raisin cookies. 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