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\"Some<\/a>Today’s post comes from a very distinguished guest blogger, who also happens to be my sister, known to anyone who reads the comment section of this blog as “Sis.” Sis recently wrote this ode to our family vegetable, and gave me permission to publish it here. Reading it makes me as greedily hungry as a hobbit for mushrooms. You?<\/em><\/p>\n

Some families have distinguished, ancient crests with lots of regal history; other families have members who have accomplished great things which allows their relatives to bask in the glory of all that star-dust; and some families, like mine, have a very real and symbolic vegetable. It is a vegetable worthy of a family crest.<\/p>\n

My maternal grandparents, bearing the last name of Hess, lived on a farm near Pipestone, MN where they raised eight children during the Great Depression. Grandma and Grandpa grew most of their own food to feed their large family. The vegetable garden was immense, even after the children left to start their own families and gardens. Each spring they planted a row of carrots and a row of kohlrabi for each of the eight children. The child was to seed the row, thin the seedlings, weed it, then harvest it, meaning he or she could eat the carrots and kohlrabi any time he or she wanted.<\/p>\n

These eight children produced 39 grandchildren (I am number 20), Grandma and Grandpa continued the tradition of planting many rows of carrots and kohlrabi for the grandchildren. The grandchildren trained each other to love this veggie. During a summer visit to the farm when I was about 8 years old, my cousin Jean Marie,*** who was age 7 and who lived right there on the home farm, taught me about the joys of kohlrabi. She led me to the kitchen to swipe one of Grandma\u2019s many salt shakers, then we sneaked out to the garden.<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t let Grandma see us,\u201d Jean Marie instructed as she yanked 2 kohlrabi out of the dirt, stripped the leaves from it and broke off the root. \u201cGrandma will be mad if we leave the salt shaker out here. And we are NOT supposed to eat these!\u201d<\/p>\n

I took this seriously. I did not want to be in trouble with Grandma.<\/p>\n

Then Jean Marie headed for the row of peonies which were large enough to hide both of us. There she demonstrated how to peel the thing with her teeth, salt it, and eat it like an apple. It was a delicious secret treat, crisp, delicate and salty. I wanted another. I crawled behind the peonies to the nearest kohlrabi row where I imitated Jean Marie\u2019s techniques of pulling, leaf-stripping and peeling.<\/p>\n

Years later I told Grandma about this. She knew. Of course she knew. She knew all of us did this. That was why she planted them\u2014to get us to eat vegetables. She knew they were sweeter if we thought they were stolen.<\/p>\n

If I was to create a family crest it would include the family slogan, \u201cOne Mell of a Hess\u201d and include a regal kohlrabi. Like so.<\/p>\n

\"family-crest-1\"<\/a>When family reunions roll around, a cousin or two arrive with a bowl of home grown kohlrabi harvested the morning of the reunion, a half dozen paring knives for peeling, and salt shakers. We snack on sliced, salted kohlrabi all day.<\/p>\n

***Names have been changed to protect the family members who have not agreed to have their names included!<\/p>\n

What would you include on your family crest?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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