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\"Gap<\/a>Friday on this Gravel Road means it’s time to dig through the archives for a past post worth another read. This one hails from February of 2013. Reading it was a bit discouraging, as it showed my impatience hasn’t increased much in the past 2 years. Anyone else suffer from this affliction? Leave a comment R-I-G-H-T N-O-W so we can start a support group pronto!<\/em><\/p>\n

This past Wednesday was not a good day.<\/p>\n

First, I was supposed to meet a friend for coffee in the morning and because I’d written the time down wrong, got there a half hour late. Being an impatient person, I hate to keep others waiting.<\/p>\n

But that wasn’t the worst of it.<\/p>\n

After working on a blog post for over almost two hours, it refused to come together the way I wanted. Impatient people like me don’t have time to waste<\/del> spend almost two hours on a single blog post.<\/p>\n

But that wasn’t the worst of it.<\/p>\n

The google chat audio feature was malfunctioning on my computer, so I missed an online meeting in the afternoon. Impatient people have no patience with technical glitches.<\/p>\n

But that wasn’t the worst of it.<\/p>\n

A publisher rejected a piece I wrote for a devo Bible being compiled by a friend. Not only that, the publisher wanted extensive citations (including book page numbers) for a half-dozen quotes for other pieces I’d written. Impatient people don’t enjoy skimming long books to find page numbers.<\/p>\n

But that wasn’t the worst of it.<\/p>\n

Hiram spent all afternoon trying to file our income tax with Turbo Tax. He’s usually pretty patient, but after several hours of online chats with Turbo Tax experts and two phone calls, he was a little cranky. Impatient people like me think we’re the only ones with a right to be cranky.<\/p>\n

But that wasn’t the worst of it.<\/p>\n

The cold Hiram’s been fighting for two weeks came back with a vengeance that night. He ran a temperature again and coughed all night. Which didn’t sit well with a woman who needs plenty of sleep in order to be patient.<\/p>\n

But that wasn’t the worst of it.<\/p>\n

The worst of it was this. I woke up Thursday morning and realized impatient people like me spend all their time looking at gray skies. We are so focused on the gloom, we don’t even see the gap in the clouds and the sun streaming through.<\/p>\n

Impatient people like me forget they have
\nfriends to visit,
\nblogs to write,
\na computer that functions flawlessly 99.9% of the time,
\nwriting projects to complete,
\nincome tax refunds to file,
\nand a husband whose job provides sick leave and excellent health insurance.<\/p>\n

Yes, that’s the worst of it.<\/p>\n

Dear Father, forgive me for not slowing down to look for the gap in the clouds. Forgive me for focusing on the gloomy clouds and missing the joy of the Son. Please teach me to be patient…as quickly as possible. Amen.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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