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\"Dairy-Free<\/a><\/p>\n

10.\u00a0 Chocolate chip oatmeal cookies are ammunition in my secret campaign to persuade the government to declare oatmeal as a food group.<\/p>\n

9.\u00a0\u00a0 Making chocolate chip cookies is a fun way to avoid writing a top ten list.<\/p>\n

8. \u00a0 Costco makes dairy-free chocolate chips<\/a>.<\/p>\n

7. \u00a0 To avoid the disappointment of biting into heartless oatmeal raisin cookies masquerading as their chocolate chip oatmeal counterparts.<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0\u00a0 To bring back childhood memories of making chocolate chip cookies and going ballistic when Dad and my brother ate them as fast as I pulled them out of the oven.<\/p>\n

5.\u00a0\u00a0 I’m a grandma, and it’s a grandma’s job to make cookies. Never mind that the grandchild lives several hours away and is too young to eat cookies.<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0\u00a0 The aroma of fresh baked cookies makes a house into a home.<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0\u00a0 The only other item on the to do list is dusting. No. Contest.<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0\u00a0 They taste sooo good.<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0\u00a0 I deserve a treat after months<\/del>, weeks<\/del>, days<\/del>, hours of healthy eating.<\/p>\n

What are your top reasons for making chocolate chip oatmeal cookies? Leave a comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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