{"id":6993,"date":"2014-05-20T05:00:27","date_gmt":"2014-05-20T10:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/?p=6993"},"modified":"2014-05-19T18:19:25","modified_gmt":"2014-05-19T23:19:25","slug":"top-10-reasons-to-walk-and-not-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/top-10-reasons-to-walk-and-not-run\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Reasons to Walk and Not Run"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tortoise_hare.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6996\" src=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tortoise_hare.jpg\" alt=\"Walk Instead of Run\" width=\"682\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tortoise_hare.jpg 682w, https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tortoise_hare-255x300.jpg 255w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0 Since childhood, my sympathies have been with the tortoise and not the hare. And who won that race?<\/p>\n<p>9.\u00a0\u00a0 Running hurts.<\/p>\n<p>8.\u00a0 Being naturally sensitive to the emotions of others, I wouldn&#8217;t want to start running and be so exceptionally fast that I left everyone else eating my dust. I just don&#8217;t want to be that kind of person.<\/p>\n<p>7.\u00a0 Running hurts.<\/p>\n<p>6.\u00a0 If I ran instead of walking, I wouldn&#8217;t have enough time to think through the day and then listen to audio books. What good is life without story time every day?<\/p>\n<p>5.\u00a0 Running hurts.<\/p>\n<p>4.\u00a0 Running makes a person sweat. Sweating is gross. If A equals B and B equals C, that means running is gross.<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0 Running hurts.<\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0 I&#8217;m committed to water conservation practices. Sweaty runners take extra showers, and I just can&#8217;t go there.<\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0\u00a0 Running hurts, and life is way too short for self-inflicted pain.<\/p>\n<p>Those of you who prefer walking to running, now it your chance to be heard. Leave a comment about why you walk instead of run.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theosbornegroupblog.com\/news\/major-gifts-officer-fable\/\" target=\"_blank\">Photo Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10.\u00a0 Since childhood, my sympathies have been with the tortoise and not the hare. And who won that race? 9.\u00a0\u00a0 Running hurts. 8.\u00a0 Being naturally sensitive to the emotions of others, I wouldn&#8217;t want to start running and be so exceptionally fast that I left everyone else eating my dust. 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