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While I love to cook and to eat, there are a few foods that, in my opinion, aren’t fit for human consumption. This list is limited to foods that are part of the food culture where I live. Which means some foods that are worthy of inclusion here-Scottish haggis comes to mind\u2013haven’t been included. If a food you know and hate deserves mention, give it shout out in the comment box.<\/p>\n

10.\u00a0 Oatmeal raisin cookies. They are nasty imposters cursed by chocolate chip lovers everywhere.<\/p>\n

9.\u00a0\u00a0 Any baked good with fruit that turns the bread part soggy. Think apple cake, rhubarb bars, and oatmeal raisin cookies. It’s a texture thing.<\/p>\n

8.\u00a0\u00a0 Rice pudding with raisins. See #9 for further clarification.<\/p>\n

7.\u00a0\u00a0 Salmon patties. I’m referring to the kind my mother used to make with canned salmon, bread crumbs, eggs, and who knows what else. They were a mushy mess, except for the bones that could lodge in the throat. No food should be both disgusting and dangerous!<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0 Calamari. Like salmon patties, this food is a mix of disgusting and dangerous. The tentacles and suction cups are disgusting. And think about those suction cups attaching themselves to the inside of a person’s esophagus (it could happen). Dangerous!<\/p>\n

5.\u00a0\u00a0 Oysters. Slimy on the outside. Sandy on the inside. Add this one to the disgusting list.<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0 Milk toast and poached eggs. Combine the soggy toast (see #9 for clarification) with the runny yolks of poached eggs, and you’ve got a food worthy of involuntary shudders. Why did my grandpa make this for us when we were already sick?<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0 Canned vegetables with the life boiled out of them. Spinach and brussel sprouts are prime examples. Canned hominy is another.<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0 Any animal organ or strange body part: tongue, heart, liver, gizzard, brain, or testicles. These foods are particularly objectionable to those with a keen visualization skills or active imaginations.<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0 Asparagus in any form. Them’s fighting words for asparagus lovers, I know, but this is my list and asparagus tops it.<\/p>\n

Add your objections to #1 and your additions to the list in the comment box below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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