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Which of the following is the real reason there’s no recipe today:<\/p>\n

a.)\u00a0 This blogger gave up cooking for Lent…four months early.
\nb.)\u00a0 This blogger chose to watch Mad Men<\/em> on Netflix last weekend rather than download the cornbread photo and schedule the recipe post ahead of time. Now she’s in a hotel in Grand Rapids, the camera’s in the car, and it was much easier to download a picture of a kitchen on fire than to run out to the car in the rain to get the camera.
\nc.)\u00a0 The kitchen’s on fire.
\nd.)\u00a0 All of the above.<\/p>\n

Please leave your answer in the comment box and come back tomorrow when your grade is posted.<\/p>\n

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