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I arrived home from Alaska (the flowers above are considered a noxious weed in Kodiak) and Idaho almost a week ago. However, my life feels stuck in a hamster wheel\u00a0 of non-accomplishment. To make returning from vacation easier, perhaps someone could invent the items in this week’s top ten list.<\/p>\n

10.\u00a0\u00a0 A jet lag eliminator.<\/p>\n

9.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Automatic weed puller.<\/p>\n

8.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Automatic plant waterer.<\/p>\n

7.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Automatic flower dead header. Hmmm….a theme is emerging.<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0\u00a0 Email\/mail scout to eliminate spam and junk mail. The deluxe version could include an authentic sounding response feature, too.<\/p>\n

5.\u00a0\u00a0 Refrigerator restocker.<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0\u00a0 Suitcase with washer\/dryer combo to launder clothes on return trip.<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0\u00a0 A put-everything-back-where-it-belongs robot that could, say, take the hanging plants off the patio and back onto their hooks.<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0\u00a0 A vacation photo sorter with a sensor that beeps when your photos bore others. This refers to other people’s photos only, since mine are never boring or too numerous.<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0\u00a0 A painless healthy diet restorer.<\/p>\n

What invention would make life easier for you after a vacation? Leave a comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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