{"id":5416,"date":"2013-04-30T10:17:38","date_gmt":"2013-04-30T15:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/?p=5416"},"modified":"2013-04-30T10:17:38","modified_gmt":"2013-04-30T15:17:38","slug":"top-10-reasons-i-almost-forgot-this-weeks-top-10-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/top-10-reasons-i-almost-forgot-this-weeks-top-10-list\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Reasons I Almost Forgot This Week&#8217;s Top 10 List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/ID-100144407.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5417\" alt=\"Top Ten Reasons\" src=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/ID-100144407-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/ID-100144407-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/ID-100144407-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/ID-100144407.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0 The dog ate the list. On wait, we don&#8217;t have a dog.<\/p>\n<p>9.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hiram&#8217;s home today trimming the hedge and the noise is distracting.<\/p>\n<p>8.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I&#8217;m too busy doing a happy dance because the basic outline for my <a href=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/2013\/02\/write-jolene-write\/\" target=\"_blank\">mystery novel<\/a> is done.<\/p>\n<p>7.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 My schedule is off because of visiting Mom on Monday instead of Tuesday this week.<\/p>\n<p>6.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Much of yesterday was spent in a futile search for navy shoes to go with a new navy and white dress. Who knew navy was out, out, out this year? 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