{"id":4022,"date":"2012-06-12T07:00:07","date_gmt":"2012-06-12T12:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/?p=4022"},"modified":"2012-06-12T06:34:52","modified_gmt":"2012-06-12T11:34:52","slug":"top-10-reasons-to-avoid-hospitals-at-6-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/top-10-reasons-to-avoid-hospitals-at-6-am\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Reasons to Avoid Hospitals at 6 AM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/1248315_cup_of_coffee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4023\" title=\"1248315_cup_of_coffee\" src=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/1248315_cup_of_coffee.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"271\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hiram&#8217;s surgery was at 7:30 this morning, but he had to be at the hospital at 6:00. With our early arrival, I quickly discovered 10 good reasons to avoid the hospital at such an early hour. Here goes!<\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0\u00a0 The parking valets look like they&#8217;re either about to fall asleep from boredom or like they just woke up. In either case, should they be driving other people&#8217;s cars?<\/p>\n<p>9.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 One trades a stunning sunrise for the glare of florescent lights. What a way to greet the dawn!<\/p>\n<p>8.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Television programming isn&#8217;t good enough to distract a patient worried about going under the knife in a few minutes.<\/p>\n<p>7.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Laymen can&#8217;t be sure if the docs and nurses are wearing scrubs or PJs.<\/p>\n<p>6.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Most people aren&#8217;t yet on Twitter, Facebook, or Pinterest, so it&#8217;s hard to find virtual thumbs up encouragement.<\/p>\n<p>5.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I&#8217;m not yet at my best for extreme hospital sports like hallway wheelchair races and the scalpel toss.<\/p>\n<p>4.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Walking the hospital hallways for exercise on a gorgeous June morning just doesn&#8217;t cut it.<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The snack bar isn&#8217;t open yet.<\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Worse yet, the coffee shop (and it&#8217;s a good one) isn&#8217;t open yet either.<\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Who wants to be anywhere at 6:00 in the morning, especially in a hospital?<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s your turn. Why do you avoid hospitals at 6:00 AM?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hiram&#8217;s surgery was at 7:30 this morning, but he had to be at the hospital at 6:00. With our early arrival, I quickly discovered 10 good reasons to avoid the hospital at such an early hour. 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