{"id":4008,"date":"2012-06-05T07:00:36","date_gmt":"2012-06-05T12:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/?p=4008"},"modified":"2012-06-04T17:26:48","modified_gmt":"2012-06-04T22:26:48","slug":"top-10-reasons-im-not-a-nurse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/top-10-reasons-im-not-a-nurse\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Reasons I&#8217;m Not a Nurse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/1218347_nurse_giving_a_shot.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4009\" title=\"Top_ten_reasons_Im_not_a_nurse\" src=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/1218347_nurse_giving_a_shot.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My latest dual stint as care giver during Camp Dorothy and Camp Hiram reinforced a belief I&#8217;ve held for many, many years. I should never, never be a nurse. Here are the top ten reasons for drawing that conclusion.<\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0\u00a0 A nurse&#8217;s uniform doesn&#8217;t make me look good.<\/p>\n<p>9.\u00a0\u00a0 I don&#8217;t have the patience.<\/p>\n<p>8. \u00a0 Nurses shouldn&#8217;t get queasy giving a shot or putting in an IV.<\/p>\n<p>7.\u00a0\u00a0 I don&#8217;t have the patience.<\/p>\n<p>6.\u00a0\u00a0 Lifting wheelchairs in and out of car trunks hurts.<\/p>\n<p>5. \u00a0 I don&#8217;t have the patience.<\/p>\n<p>4.\u00a0\u00a0 Nurses need good eye-hand coordination.<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0\u00a0 I don&#8217;t have the patience.<\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0\u00a0 Blood and other bodily fluids are gross.<\/p>\n<p>1. \u00a0 I don&#8217;t have the patience.<\/p>\n<p>How about you? What are the top ten reasons you did or didn&#8217;t become a nurse? 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