{"id":3752,"date":"2012-04-13T10:14:30","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T15:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/?p=3752"},"modified":"2012-04-13T10:14:30","modified_gmt":"2012-04-13T15:14:30","slug":"downton-abbey-or-downton-arbys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/downton-abbey-or-downton-arbys\/","title":{"rendered":"Downton Abbey or Downton Arby&#8217;s?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Downton-Abbey-contained-s-007.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3753\" title=\"Downton-Abbey-contained-s-007\" src=\"http:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Downton-Abbey-contained-s-007-300x180.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Downton-Abbey-contained-s-007-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jolenephilo.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Downton-Abbey-contained-s-007.jpg 460w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Attention all Downton Abbey wannabes! You know who I mean.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The career woman ashamed to admit her childhood dream was to be a princess and live in a castle when she grew up.<\/li>\n<li>The mom who saving up for mother-daughter Belle gowns from the Disney catalog.<\/li>\n<li>The hunter who secretly wishes he could wear a scarlet coat and riding britches instead of a fluorescent orange vest when deer season opens.<\/li>\n<li>The husband who dreams of a life where he can ditch his wife and spend the evening smoking cigars and drinking cognac with his posh buddies.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Yup, we&#8217;re the people who make the Masterpiece Theater creators eyes shine with <del>dollar<\/del> pound signs once we&#8217;re hooked on a show like Downton Abbey.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s very, very important for us wannabes to avoid taking ourselves too seriously. Otherwise, we won&#8217;t have the emotional energy needed to remain suspended on the season two finale&#8217;s cliffhanger, worrying about what really matters. Things like:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Will Matthew and Mary really tie the knot?<\/li>\n<li>Will Mr. Bates go to prison?<\/li>\n<li>Will Thomas quit smoking?<\/li>\n<li>Will the Dowager Countess of Grantham (aka: Maggie Smith) turn quickly and knock someone over with her hat?<\/li>\n<li>Will the wardrobe mistress ever let Edith wear a pretty dress?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Those issues weighed heavily on me until a friend and fellow wannabe sent a link to a YouTube video. Those who take themselves and Downton Abbey too seriously should be prepared to be indignant. Everybody else, be prepared to laugh at this spoof entitled <a href=\"http:\/\/screen.yahoo.com\/downton-arby-s-28723019.html\" target=\"_blank\">Downton Arby&#8217;s<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>[youtube]http:\/\/screen.yahoo.com\/downton-arby-s-28723019.html[\/youtube]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Attention all Downton Abbey wannabes! You know who I mean. 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