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“I’d like to see Jane fix this,” I muttered after opening the first of the 20 book merch mugs* I ordered in advance of summer speaking events and spotted my proofreading error.<\/p>\n

Do you see it too?<\/em><\/p>\n

As a former teacher who corrected enough papers to kill dozens of trees and drained oodles of red pens, I deserve no mercy…at least not from past students.**<\/p>\n

In my own defense, I have only two things to say:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. I ordered them while in the grips of a raging sinus infection that the second round of antibiotics I’m currently on will hopefully work.<\/li>\n
  2. I actually caught and corrected the error, but neglected to click “save” before placing the order.***<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    After staring at the mugs in dismay for a couple minutes, visions of red pens danced in my sinus-fogged head. “Hiram,” I asked my husband, “is the pack of multicolored Sharpies you bought still around somewhere?”<\/p>\n

    As a matter of fact, they were in his desk.<\/p>\n

    I plucked out the red Sharpie, picked up a mug, and did this:<\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

    Do you think they can be sold at book events if I inscribe each mug with whatever red pen message the buyer requests…within reason of course? Or use them as door prizes? I’d love to hear your suggestions, too, so leave them in the comment box.<\/p>\n

    *The mugs in the picture are all identical. They are arranged at different angles to show the 4 different covers that circle each mug.<\/p>\n

    **Those students, now adults with their own kids and grandkids, are very forgiving people. After I posted a picture of the errant mugs on Facebook, several of them wanted to know how to order them.<\/p>\n

    ***The error has been corrected for a second time, and the save button clicked for the first time. Sigh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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