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The popularity of the recent My Cow-Hating Man<\/a> post made clear that numerous readers wouldn\u2019t sleep at night until the final chapter in Hiram\u2019s working-cows-with Donnie saga has been told.<\/p>\n

And we can\u2019t have that, now can we?<\/p>\n

First of all, Hiram chose to not document his day on a horse with a cell phone photo, so my quick pic of the horse trailer galloping into the distance is the only pictorial record available. That and Hiram\u2019s rather sunburned neck. But the reluctant cowboy wasn\u2019t too keen on having that exhibit on record either.<\/p>\n

All in all, Hiram survived the day very well, even enjoyed part of it, he says. The sky was a clear blue, the breeze mild, the temperatures in the 70s, and the scenery spectacular. A perfect day for riding a horse and working cows, even for a man who\u2019s not real hep on either prospect.<\/p>\n

Also, the horse was well-trained and responsive. Donnie\u2019s horses always are. And the cowboys and cowgirls watched out for Hiram, giving him jobs like opening the gate and guarding an escape hole in a cattle chute.<\/p>\n

Kinda cowboy-in-training jobs, as opposed to Donnie\u2019s job of heading contrary cows in the right direction by grabbing and twisting their tails. \u201cThey don\u2019t like that,\u201d Donnie explained. \u201cThey turn the right direction in a hurry.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI did not grab a cow\u2019s tail,\u201d Hiram clarified. \u201cThose tails are covered with cow poop.\u201d<\/p>\n

No wonder we\u2019ve stayed married for almost 35 years.
\nHe\u2019s a cow-hating man with a whole lot of horse sense.
\nWho could ask for anything more?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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