Top 10 Reasons I’m Not a Nurse
My latest dual stint as care giver during Camp Dorothy and Camp Hiram reinforced a belief I’ve held for many, many years. I should never, never be a nurse. Here are the top ten reasons for drawing that conclusion.
10. A nurse’s uniform doesn’t make me look good.
9. I don’t have the patience.
8. Nurses shouldn’t get queasy giving a shot or putting in an IV.
7. I don’t have the patience.
6. Lifting wheelchairs in and out of car trunks hurts.
5. I don’t have the patience.
4. Nurses need good eye-hand coordination.
3. I don’t have the patience.
2. Blood and other bodily fluids are gross.
1. I don’t have the patience.
How about you? What are the top ten reasons you did or didn’t become a nurse? Leave a comment!
