A No Whining Life

A No Whining Life

Because May 1 falls on Top Ten Tuesday, please enjoy the upcoming month’s devotion from our church newsletter a day early. It’ll give you a little more time to deliver May baskets tomorrow!

…His divine power has granted to us everything pertaining to life and godliness,
through the true knowledge of Him who called us by His own glory and excellence.
2 Peter 1:3

A couple weeks ago, the Southwest Airlines flight goddess (that’s what she called herself) jazzed up the safety instruction shpiel by announcing our trip would be both non-smoking and no whining. I admired her bravery since we passengers had done a considerable amount of whining – about missed connections, lousy airport food, and changed plans – during the six hour flight delay before take off. But in the end, we arrived at our destinations…with $200 complimentary ticket vouchers in our pockets.

To be honest, the no whining announcement made by the flight goddess put my nose a bit out of joint. Because it reminded me of what God has been showing me recently. I whine a lot.

Each time God points out this tendency, I come up with reasons excuses to justify it. “Writing books for parents of kids with special needs doesn’t generate much money. I’ve been an obedient, trustful servant – blogging for special needs families for free for years, giving away books and advice often, donating my time to write the kids’ Sunday school skits, writing this column. Some day, God, the cost of my obedience could end my ministry if the funds run out. So my whining is justified,” I inform Him.

“No,” God says. “The Christian life is a no whining life.”

“But I deserve a reward for being an obedient, trustful servant,” I argue. “After all, kids get cookies when they obey. As an adult, I deserve a successful ministry for being obedient. Immediately. Without delay.”

“In that case, you’ll be happy to know,” God tells me through 2 Peter 1:3, “you already have your reward.”

“Really?” I read further. “Hmm. It’s not a cookie or a successful ministry, is it?”

“No. It’s better,” God answers in 2 Peter 1. “Your reward is knowing me and freely partaking in my divine nature. Now and forever. Amen.”

“I’m guessing your divine nature doesn’t include whining?” I ask.

“Do you see it on the list in verses 5-7?”

“Um, no. So whining’s out?”

“Whining’s out. But courage, knowledge, self-control, perseverance, godliness, brotherly kindness, and love are in. And they’re in you because my Son, your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ abundantly supplies everything you need.”

“So I don’t need to whine?”

“You don’t need to whine because you know me, and I am in you. I promise you will get to your final destination safe and sound. With eternity in your pocket.”

I smile and breathe deeply. No need for a sky goddess with a jazzed up shpiel to make me feel safe. God’s got me, and my eternity wrapped up in his promises. Who needs to whine when she’s got assurance like that?

 

Top 10 Lessons Learned During 6 Hour Southwest Airline Flight Delay

Top 10 Lessons Learned During 6 Hour Southwest Airline Flight Delay

Over the weekend, I attended the McLean Bible Church’s Accessibility Summit. The trip was a short one, rendered even shorter by a 6 hour delay in the Southwest flight out of Omaha. The Omaha airport is small, and Terminal B, where we were trapped because our boarding passes had already been collected and the staff wasn’t forthcoming with new ones, is even smaller. Determined to polish my perky, Pollyanna image, I spent the 6 hour delay refining the following top ten lessons list:

10.   The delay was the perfect opportunity to guess which men and women, during their childhoods, knocked fourth grade classmates out of the way in order to get to the front of the line.

9.    The second thing to do when a flight delay is announced (the first thing is to knock people out of the way so you can be first in line at the customer service desk) is to find an electrical outlet, plug in your phone, laptop, or iPad, and camp out.

8.     This spring’s top color combo for infant girl clothing is brown and pink.

7.     Much as I love my kids, I am thankful we no longer need to travel with young children.

6.     Janet Evanovich books on an iPad make the delay much funnier.

5.     When the only food vendor in the terminal is Godfather’s Pizza, people with a dairy allergies go hungry.

4.    Customer service people are trained to be courteous and patient, but not particularly forthcoming with information. On the flip side, riding herd on fourth graders is easier than dealing with irate airline passengers facing a 6 hour delay.

3.    6 hours is long enough for the most technologically-challenged person to fall in love with an iPad 3.

2.   6 hours is not long enough for a person to master the art of spreading the sanitary cover on the toilet and perching before the automatic switch flushes it away.

1.   6 hour delays are to be expected when you accidentally pack your deodorant in your checked luggage instead of your carry on bag.

Now it’s your turn. What lessons have you learned during flight delays? Leave a comment.